December 10, 2007
Caller: Hello, it’s me, Nigel!
Feminist: Oh hi! I wuv u!
Caller: What have you been up to all day?
Feminist: oooh, I’ve been super dooper busy fighting the only three known misogynists in the world, and —
Caller: Only three?
Feminist: Well as you know, men aren’t driven by the intersection of sex and power to dominate women, so there aren’t that many, you know, real misogynists. Most of ’em just need to be taught different modalities for processing interpersonal schemas in regards to one tiny little subgroup of the global population. And as soon as one more study is completed delineating the integrative framework for gender-domain specific paradigms, I’m sure that this time men will finally vindicate the rights of woman! It was just yesterday, that crafty Mary Wollston said –
Caller: So you’re done for the day, then?
Feminist: Well hon, I need to finish —
Caller: Would you come over here and suck my dick?
Feminist: Be right over!